Caution, puns ahead editted, the third pun didn't show up for some reason:
Little Johnny brought a matchbox to school and was showing it around to his classmates. It kept disrupting the class, and the teacher called Johnny over.
"Johnny, what's in the matchbox?" The teacher asked.
"It's a newt," Johnny replied. The teacher was shocked!
"Johnny, how can you put your newt fit inside a matchbox?"
"Easily ma'am," Johnny replied. "It's minute."
* * *
A young city dweller had come to live life on a farm out of curiousity. He had stayed with the family for a few days, and found that the eldest son enjoyed playing tricks on him.
One day, there was a shipment of animals for the family. The farmer's son told the yuppie, "Go over there and herd those cows over here."
The yuppie walked over to the animal transportation cargo crate and opened it, and was immediately chased by a group of angry bulls.
"You said those were cows," the yuppie said to the farmer's son, who was standing to one side and chuckling. "That was load of bull!"
* * *
Mr Caterpillar was on his way home from town when he saw his neighbours, the Bees, driving home.
"Mr Caterpillar!" Mr Bee called out. "Would you like a lift back?"
"Sure, my feet are tired," Mr Caterpillar said, getting into the Bees' car (probably a large Volkswagon beetle).
On the way back, however, the car ran out of gas. Mr Bee got out of the car, saying, "I'll handle it." He walked to the gas tank and peed into it. He got into the car, started it up, and they were on their way home once more.
While they were halfway back, the car stopped again, out of gas. This time, Mrs Bee got out and peed in the tank, and they were back again on their merry way home. Once more, the car stopped again after running out of fuel, and this time Junior Bee got out and peed into the gas tank while Mr Caterpillar watched curiously.
When they were almost home, the car ran out of gas again. "I'll get it," Mr Caterpillar said, wanting to contribute to his friends for the ride.
"Oh no, you don't understand," says Mr Bee. "This car only runs on BP."
Friday, January 06, 2006
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Sunday, January 01, 2006
Sup PPL its 2006! Yo!yo!yo!
Beat through the waves of human stench last nite to watch some amazing n satisfying FIREWORKS right outside Esplanade...that sure marks a new year!
And a few lessons i learnt. never drive a car to the city during tis sort of festive days...always have ure cellphone recorded with taxi contact numbers so tat u can attempt every company(well most likely you won't be able to get through anyway cos all of them will be engaged by the time u try to call them)... and most of all...okie nvm. I'll just cut the crap and get on with my objective. I present all those starwars & LEGO groupies out there. REVENGE of the BRICKS. Before you guys say 'hey I've seen it already...' and all...this is the full version so enjoy! whatever! BYE!
http://cache.lego.com/movies/starwars/minimovie868613/SWNS.mov
Thursday, December 29, 2005
lol try this out t translate yer name to jap,
My japanese name?
this is mine~
The translation came out wit 2.. so i can pick which 1 i like..
i like them both! they make me sound evil!!! In disguse! 2 husbands muhahahah!
http://www.mybighead.tv/html..
this should be fun. produced by Nickelodeons...13 of these idents.
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
this should be wicked.
another of Frank Miller's comics in film production! It's called 300.
for those ppl out there who dun noe Frank. He's the comic artist who did "SIN CITY"
yup. Site here is just a blog but u can have a rough gauge of how the film is gonna look like. Can't wait to see the final product.
http://300themovie.warnerbros.com/synopsis.html
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
Sup' Guys n Gals of merry merry land~ grats to resent ORD personnels Aaron, Dav(the 1/3 german) n MEEEEEEEEEEE~YES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....Muahahahahaaa!
Ahems...okie check tis out.
http://pixaranimation.blogspot.com/
seems like pixars brewing another storm.
the poster of the one man band looks like some RPG poster...lol
anyway...a MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS to u all!!!
*I luv~ cakes!
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Make ur own snowflake! (thanks to jen for the link)
*snip snip*
Friday, December 16, 2005
Arashi no Yoruni (Stormy Night), an animated feature film about the bond and friendship between a wolf and ram sheep thing. It has horns so I think it's a cow actually. Unusual Japanese children story book style - movie manga is available at Kinokuniya now.
MOVIE TRAILER
OFFICIAL MOVIE WEB
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Monday, December 12, 2005
this is a part from a fwded email i got, helped to remind me to look at lots of negative stuff in a new light. Found it really encouraging(even tho it's not completely applicable, lol..) so, here it is for u peeps... =)
Friends are gifts from God who lift us to our feet
when our wings have
trouble remembering how to fly. Think positive and
act.
I am thankful for....
For the husband who snores all night, because he is
at home asleep with me
and not with someone else.
For my teenage daughter who is complaining about
doing dishes, because that
means she is at home & not on the streets.
For the taxes that I pay, because it means that I am
employed.
For the mess to clean after a party, because it
means that I have been
surrounded by friends.
For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because
it means that I have
enough to eat.
For my shadow that watches me work, because it means
that I am out in the
sunshine.
For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that
need cleaning, because it
means that I have a home.
For all the complaining I hear about the government,
because it means that
we have freedom of speech.
For the parking spot I find at the far end of the
parking lot, because it
means that I am capable of walking and that I have
been blessed with
transportation.
For the pile of laundry and ironing, because it
means that I have clothes to
wear.
For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the
day, because it means
that I am capable of working hard.
For the alarm that goes off in the early morning
hours, because it means
that I am alive.
AND FINALLY...
For too much e-mail, because it means that I have
friends and relatives who
are thinking of me.
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
its kind of hard to swallow...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm
Thursday, December 01, 2005
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Name and preceding message deleted to hide identity of poor idiot who probably didn't even read this before s/he sent it to me (yes, gender withheld too)... Sigh...
WARNING, VIRUS ALERT:
If you receive an email message with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous virus yet developed.
It will rewrite your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any computer disks and cassette tapes that are even close to your computer (up to 20 feet).
It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will program your phone autodial to call only your mother's number. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous virus to be taken very seriously.
It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only 1940's hits and static while stuck in traffic.
It will give you nightmares about circus midgets.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not even matter if she is dead, such is the power of "Badtimes;" it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.
It will overwrite your word documents, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretation of key sentences.
Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk carton with whole.
Badtimes is an evil virus conceived by evil people. It is your duty to help alert the world!
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!
Thursday, November 24, 2005
This started as a comment but grew too long so I posted it instead
Gods... that is just so...
Honestly, I don't object to people wearing fur items. But *only* if it was due to necessity, and the animal was killed in a humane fashion, instantly, and that it was used in other ways as well (meat, for example, or bones for tools). There are ways to do so respectfully, and this was and still is practiced by many native peoples around the world.
This scenario, on the other hand, is not respectul. There is no respect for the life of the creatures. There is no necessity for the use of their fur. There is complete wastage of life, and horrendous cruelty to still-living creatures. And all in the name of fashion?!
Also, let me clarify my statement that seems to be misunderstood in your message. I know I mentioned before that animals did not feel sadness or misery. But I did not mean that such cruelty can be condoned because animals don't feel sadness or whatever. What I was trying to say at that time is that animals don't linger on the past. They don't feel sadness or misery as we know it, and though they do feel a sense of loss, they recover from it quickly. There is a natural cycle of things.
They do not feel sadness in this situation either (once again, not meant to condone the acts). They don't cry about their fate or anything. They just accept it and try to cope with it (and, as you can see, often fail at it judging by the number of animals in the videos that have gone insane).
I don't know if you totally condemn the use of fur, and our final outlooks might completely disagree with each other. But what I'm trying to say here is that though we have different outlooks on the issue, at least we agree on one thing here: the atrocities committed here must NOT be allowed. It goes against the natural cycle of things with only a trivial benefit (fashion). It is needlessly cruel and utterly wasteful.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Sunday, November 20, 2005
Blatant racial and sexual discrimination! How do they expect people to find work in Singapore like this?!
Bloody fuckers
Friday, November 18, 2005
Cool site for M&Ms: clicka click!!
all thanks to a potato...
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
GoPets!!
pls let me know if anyone's joining! i want to see how the pet interacts with others! it looks damn cute..
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Look who joined the Subaru car challenge.
For those who don't know, contestants basically place their hands on the Subaru car for as long as they can. 5 min toilet/water breaks are given every 6 hours or something like that. The last person who hasn't died of heat stroke or an exploded bladder gets the car. The only difference this year is that you have to enter the contest with a partner. So if your partner faints first, you're out! As we speak, it has been 1 day and 5 hours since the contest started...
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
I'm from Slytherin!
Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz
made by The Genki Gang
Actually I'm Ravenclaw (took it before), but feeling upset today... :P
Monday, October 31, 2005
I'm from Gryffindor!
Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz
made by The Genki Gang
I knew i was gona die young.... sigz. DONATIONS DONATIONS ? Dango ?
Saturday, October 29, 2005
73-year-old Singapore executioner can't retire because nobody wants to take his job.
http://singabloodypore.blogspot.com/2005/10/singapore-executioner-wants-out.html
