so funny.... esp the animals... damn cute..
http://web.humoruniv.com/hwiparambbs/read.php?number=102440&pri=0&table=pds&best=&page=2&sort=
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Monday, February 23, 2004
Sunday, February 22, 2004
Americans never landed on the moon
kinda makes you think if they really took those Mars photos hehe...
Saturday, February 21, 2004
Thursday, February 19, 2004
Wednesday, February 18, 2004
frm my fren's fren's blog.. @__@
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him " very quick". The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER : Have you any grounds?
POLE : JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
POLE : It is made of concrete, brick and mortar
LAWYER : Does either of you have a real grudge?
POLE : No, We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.
LAWYER : I mean, What are your relations like?
POLE : All my relations are in Poland.
LAWYER : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
POLE : Yes, we have hi-fidelity, stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is.....yes.
LAWYER : No......, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE : NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER : Is your wife a nagger?
POLE : NO, she white.
LAWYER : WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE : SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER : What makes you think that?
POLE : I got proof.
LAWYER : What kind of proof?
POLE : She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."
Monday, February 16, 2004
i got bored so i started doing everyone's cyborg name again.... :d
C.H.E.R.Y.L.: Cybernetic Hydraulic Efficient Repair and Yelling Lifeform
D.A.V.I.D.: Digital Artificial Violence and Infiltration Device
E.L.A.I.N.E.: Electronic Lifeform Assembled for Infiltration and Nocturnal Exploration
I.A.N.C.H.A.N.: Intelligent Artificial Neohuman Calibrated for Hazardous Assassination and Nullification (wah i like urs...XD)
J.E.R.E.M.Y.: Journeying Electronic Replicant Engineered for Mathematics and Yelling
L.E.I.S.I.N.G.E.R.: Lifelike Electronic Individual Skilled in Intensive Nullification and Galactic Efficient Repair
L.E.W.I.S.: Lifeform Engineered for Worldwide Infiltration and Sabotage (lol....)
L.Y.N.N.H.O.N.G.: Lifelike Ytterbium Neohuman Normally for Hazardous Observation and Nocturnal Gratification
P.A.M.E.L.A.: Positronic Artificial Machine Engineered for Logical Assassination
T.R.A.C.Y.: Transforming Robotic Android Calibrated for Yelling (another screamer... XD)
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Sunday, February 15, 2004
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
again... its taking years for the pic to load....
What Forest Creature Are You?
What Anime Vampire Are You?
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
What NERV Child Are You?
Umm.... "......"
What Cosplay Type Are You?
its taking sometime for the pic to load now so i've NO iDEA wat i got....... hopefully nuthin embarrassing. :p
