Grenade + Washing Machine = ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEVGhVN9oc

ok, the matchstick didnt die, but he was sent to hospital.. guess wat did he become when he came out?


























... cotton bud.

Girls, what all those military hand signals really mean...

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5025/swat23bc.jpg

Greetings from Cosfest 06!

A matchstick scratched his head and died..

With all this (rather irritating) hype about the World Cup, I present two jokes to tribute to my favourite sports: Baseball and Archery.

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya b*hst*rd, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya b*hst*rd, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya b*hst*rd, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!!!
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!
Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!!!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!

Hey all,

For those who have webcams, do visit this site "IMDisguise", and try out the software. It's a webcam effect program that my company is currently developing.

Need some user feedback and stuff...(besides interface design complains cos i already know its ugly.)

ok so take care ya'll.. hope all still alive n kickin'.

Hats off to the guy who took all the time and effort to do this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzssvTk4YC8