dear mindless slaves of society.
the company i work at is looking for hopeless storyboard artists.
if you think you're interested in doing this menial task,
kindly contact me and i will arrange the shackles of labour for you.

love.

Wah lao eh! Now the ang mohs living here can even speak the Singlish siah! Dun pray pray!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIJ9swGFUQ

"Never Argue with a Woman (who reads)

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think "

Knowing that there are a whole handful of Maid Cafe's in Tokyo alone, this Cafe differs in the sense that the maids are MEAN & RUDE to you instead, right when you enter the cafe lol!

Then after you're done with your meal and wanna leave to go drown yourself or something, they look at you doe eyed and apologise for being so mean to you. LOL! Weird stuff!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQoZ7sQk5uk

A blonde goes to visit her neighbour and wails "I just got two horses and I can't tell them apart!"
Calming her down, her neighbour says "well, why don't you nick the ear of one of the horses and use that to tell them apart?"
"That's a good idea," she says, and goes home and does that.
The next morning when she wakes up, both horses have their ears nicked! She runs back to her neighbour again and tells him what happened.
"Why don't you cut the tail of one horse shorter?" he suggests.
"That's a good idea," she says, and goes home and does that.
The next morning when she wakes up, both horses' tails are the same length! She runs back to her neighbour again, bawling her head off.
"Why don't you measure both horses and see if one is slightly taller than the other?" he suggested.
"That's a good idea," she says, and goes home and measures both horses.
The next morning when she wakes up, she measures the horses again, then runs back to her neighbour. "You were right!" she exclaims. "Your idea worked! The black horse is slightly taller than the white one!"

Hehehe see this! A test to see how an attractive woman can actually convince people to let her have things her way.

1) To get a doll from a UFO catcher machine
2) To keep trying at this raffle thing till she gets a prize
3) To pay the "lunch special" price for a meal during dinner time.

It's pretty amazing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BRUOC-QRbk