Honorary Awards for Funtasia 2003
Go to our friends, Gaara and Temari.
Temari vs. Temari - it's obvious who did a better job here, eh?
I'm not sure if that's Ian over there anymore...
The gourd looks heavy in this shot... Jennifer looks like as if she was cut and pasted from the other photos into this one... lol... Does she ever change her pose?
All your film capture are belong to us!
Monday, December 29, 2003
Thursday, December 25, 2003
Learn a new language the fun and easy way at the comfort and safety of your own home!
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Confusion
If you're bored and need to stimulate your mind..
"So what brings you on this fine day to the EAC?"
Saturday, December 20, 2003
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................................... :PPPPP
im back! very fun camp! too bad my ankle came apart during a sabo session and now i have to keep everything together with a piece of cloth (also known as bandage.........). if not someone is gonna get a kick from me when i see him....
U lucky arh!!! (DecodeGurl analysis: - Dammit if it weren't for this ankle..............) :P
DecodeGurl Version 3.5 is a result of the 'SAF-has-no-gurls' bug....
Friday, December 19, 2003
Woo Dink was recently approached by an Amoeba, a biological single cell male organism who was baffled by an alien transmission - more specifically a Gurl. As you viewers out there of this Discovery Channel prime time late night special might have already hypothesized, male and female organisms relay encrypted messages to each other which are sometimes so complex that neither gender are able to decode the message, thereby generally resulting in behavioural & relational anomalies.
However, with the development of a new highly experimental device called the DecodeGurl Version 3.5 (made for male organism use only), Amoeba was able to fully reveal the encrypted alien message sent by Stun Fish to her fellow biological neighbours of various compositions and thus comprehend in its entirety what Stun Fish had to inform us about:
[[---DECODEGURL VER3.5---]]
...init.exe
...loading and translating original message body
...completed!
...encrypted message in bold
...decoded message in italics
[[---FROM STUNFISH---]]
"hi all... "
- Hello everybody, this is serious...
"i will be away in camp from today onwards..."
- From this fateful day onwards, I will never ever be able to play RO again! OMG!
"dunno when i'll be back and if alive n in one piece."
- OMG!! OMG!!! >___<
"its been great knowing u all,"
- Please send me a laptop with wireless connection or something with RO installed and patched!
"gonna miss ya... T______T"
- Gonna miss my computer... X______X
"lol... just kidding..."
- I AM DEAD SERIOUS...
...endtask.exe
...an error has occurred in humanity
[[---DECODEGURL VER3.5---]]
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Garfield movie!!!
and with jennifer love hewitt, cant be that bad =P
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
i think the subject was "How to impress an Ah Lian the Ah beng way..." dunno-wat lah...
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Errr...No offense to Ah Lian.....
So the new Lord of the Rings movie is coming out, and you want to impress some Ah Lian you're trying to buaya by
being able to explain the whole complicated plot with all the funny sounding names and words. You want to seem like
you've actually read all 3 books, but ? damn suay ?even The New Paper is too 'cheem' for you. Neh'mine! Dun scared!
Here is our easy to understand guide to J.R.R. Tolkein's trilogy, written specially in the conversational style of Ah Bengs,
so you can memorize:
THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING
Last time got this short-short person with si-beh hairy legs called Bilbo, lor. He, hor, got this ring that last time belong
to some monster.
But then, hor, one day suay-suay the monster want it back, and send his kah kiah to Bilbo's house to settle, lah.
But the ring, hor, acherly can make people very powderful. But then, hor, if you wear too long will also kena sai. Si beh
hiong one, so better faster go and destroy it, lor.
So Bilbo's nephew Frodo? Aiyah, dun ask me why their name all so funny, can or not? You ask me, I ask who?
Anyway, Frodo and some peng yew kena arrow to go and destroy the ring.
But donno why also, they must do it in the monster's home, which is at the end of New Zealand there.
So they walk and walk and walk across New Zealand, lah. And then along the way, got monster chase them, got
people want to hoot them, some of them dieded, all sorts of thing, lah.
At the end, Frodo and Sam, his pooi-pooi friend who I think so is a bit ah quah, got separated from the rest.
THE TWO TOWERS
Frodo and Sam meet up with this thing called Gollum, who look like he take too much Slim 10 like that.
At the same time, hor, the other friends get into some powderful hooting session, where, wah lau eh, even the trees can do gongfu one. They all fight over what, I also donno, but quite kan cheong, lah.
- This condensed version of J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings trilogy was brought to you courtesy of the Coxford Singlish
Dictionary.
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Friday, December 12, 2003
Ever wondered what makes a cup noodle, a cup noodle...??
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
Thursday, December 04, 2003
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | High |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | Moderate |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Very Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Low |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Very Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | High |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very Low |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Moderate |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Very Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
Taste the rage of my inferno WRATH!!!! BURN U DISGUSTING ARCHERS and MAGES and.... etc....
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
| Level | Score |
|---|---|
| Purgatory (Repenting Believers) | Very Low |
| Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) | High |
| Level 2 (Lustful) | Low |
| Level 3 (Gluttonous) | Moderate |
| Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) | Low |
| Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) | Low |
| Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) | Very High |
| Level 7 (Violent) | Low |
| Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) | Moderate |
| Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) | Low |
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
ebil...
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
so cute.... i love the linux pengy, tho' it reminds me of john kompa's yr 1 packaging proj.......
Woohoo!! Gaara, u got ur coffin!!!
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
It was another "fun-filled" day at Ayer Rajah camp. Woo Dink and I couldn't take that much "fun" so we came up with lovely stories to keep ourselves entertained..We took turns writing each line, without seeing what the other person wrote.
Story 1: Spud and Turd
This is the romantic tale of a potato named Spud and a tomato called Turd.
Spud got his name because people weren't sure whether to call him po-tay-to or po-tah-to.
Turd on the other hand is red with tangy juices of love.
One day Turd felt like shit and went out to meet Spud.
Spud, with his multiple eyes, only stared perversely at Turd's red hot flesh.
Turd fell flat on her face and got a big bruise.
Nevertheless, Spud wanted a slice of her love very badly.
Turd was leaking from the face and making a big mess.
Spud was getting impatient, but would Turd like him the way he was? Or did she prefer potatoes baked or fried? Inner beauty was the key - he peeled himself.
Turd slipped on her own juice and fell on her back, brusing that too.
Spud was mashed by the weight of her beauty. He stared at his little fry and wondered if it was noticeable.
Turd was very badly bruised.
Story 2: Larry and Mole
Larry is a man, who unfortunately is deaf and cannot hear this story about himself.
Mole is as blind as a ...mole.
Larry was feeling lonely, things were just too quiet, so he decided to pay Mole a visit.
Mole hears Larry but has no idea where he is, let alone where he is himself.
Larry couldn't hear Mole say "Hello" when he greeted him. Larry thought Mole was being an arrogant prick, but he continued to wave cheerfully.
Mole is wondering what the heck was going on. He doesn't like what's he's hearing.
Larry never really liked Mole as he saw him to be a pompous blind fool.
Mole tries to run away but runs right into Larry.
Larry wasn't feeling too happy, but decided to stay for a cup of tea.
Mole freaks and swings wildly with his arms.
Larry helped himself around with the tea. He couldn't hear the kettle.
Mole pauses to check if Larry was still there. He hoped he didn't kill him.
The kettle exploded so loudly that Mole went deaf, but Larry couldn't hear shit. He entered back into the kitchen when the kettle blew and his eyes were scalded blind. Now Larry and Mole understand each other better.
Story 3: Frank and Sugar
Frank is a chicken sausage. He hails from a town in Germany called Frankfurt.
Sugar was a happy donut without a care in the world.
Frank felt an itch on his back, so he got on the floor and rolled around.
Sugar got excited and squirts out her jelly filling.
Frank developed friction burns as he did so. They soon turned into blisters.
Feeling embarrased, Sugar runs away looking for a place to hide.
Frank noticed Sugar's gaping hole. He assumed she was freaking out.
Sugar tried to hide in the oven but it was too hot and her sugar melted, She was sticky all over.
Frank's blisters popped violently. His cheese-filled innards started to leak out.
Sugar saw a glass of milk and jumped in, hoping Frank wouldn't find her.
Larry would really like to be hiding between two buns now.
Sugar drowned in the milk.
Remember...we did not read each other's lines..excuse the insanity.
Monday, December 01, 2003
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Moderate |
| Schizoid: | High |
| Schizotypal: | Low |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Low |
| Histrionic: | Low |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Low |
| Dependent: | Low |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | High |
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- | |
Schiziod.............. wont that make me like Rei ayanami.... :P
