Friday, October 24, 2003

"I shall now refresh every members' role in order of which thou hath committed thyself to
the Fellowship, starting with the three Members of the Council:


winterAstraea, Guardian of the constellations in the northern region. Icy meteor telekinesis.
Amoeba, Dwarf Lord. Manipulator over all water-elemental lifeforms and alcoholic beverage.
pyrofly, Fire-breathing superfly. Summoner of Fire and the insect race.

st.etienne, French Stealth spy. Tis' unwise to reveal more..
Cvy, Keeper of the Forbidden treasure. If you want some u gotto get past her gourd of sand.
The Unthinkable(Woo dink), Tumulter of the mind thru Songs of Disorientation.

Tracy, Ruler over all Pornographic... stuff. Men, beware her sexy no jutsu.....
Prophet Chu, aka Elliot. A seer who leads by wisdom and not by sight... Take great care, his
misleading advice for he doth talk in riddles.
Blue, our Lady Jester, Governess of all existing humor and entertainment. Be fore-warned of
her great Hamsteral prowess.


The Council has Spoken"

kekek... Members of the Council have their crazy-ass days.. hahaha.


*ahem*

"We warmly welcome Blue, our Lady Jester, Governess of all existing humor and entertainment. Be
fore-warned of her great Hamsteral prowess.

The Council has Spoken"

Thursday, October 23, 2003

juz a perfectly normal icq conversation between 2 normal ppl on a normal nite ~~
though amoeba seems to have a low tolerance for sadistic humour...

amoeba:
harlow
i`cy_star:
muahahahahaha
amoeba:
teeheeheeheehee
i`cy_star:
u sound like a pervert when u laugh like tat
geez
not everyone laugh with class like mi
muahahahahahahaha
amoeba:
...........pervert.......
hahahha yah lah you very classy lah! =P
i`cy_star:
muahahaha
coz i am
sianz
hungrz
i feel like stranglin someone
amoeba:
hungry and stranglin someone..that makes you sounds like a cannibal
no wait...a classy cannibal!
i`cy_star:
right
i cant wait to strangle ppl until they r unconcious
then i drink their blood n gnaw at their pathetic flesh
n splash them with cold acid to wake them up so tat they too, can see juz how pathetic they r
amoeba:
...you're scary
i`cy_star:
n how is tat so
amoeba:
could be that part where u drink the blood, eat the flash and pour acid on them =)
i`cy_star:
oh
but i haven done it have i
tat was pretty borin u know
i could prob think of more interestin games to play
amoeba:
how abt skin the person alive and throw him into the sea?
i`cy_star:
i think skin the person n smear it with salt would be a better way don ya think
hm... maybe slice up his flash n serve it with wasabi for him
amoeba:
well the sea IS salty
i`cy_star:
i like the idea of lookin at the person expression when he choke on his flesh
amoeba:
ok i think i'll stop talking to you now!!

...

i shall deprive u of ur drink and burn them all.... then u can start wondering "why is the rum gone...".

Hey Woo Dink, that's a BIG hint for ya =)
But you'll need to grow more hair i think...

Grody to da max

oh man.... my crush on Kakashi is killing me... now Inuyasha!! RAGH!!!! Why such ppl
only exist in cartoons!?!???! *goes into depressed mode*

...... . .

LONG LIVE WHITE-HAIRED PPL!!!! *bursts an artery*

Monday, October 20, 2003

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Our franctic spy will be heading for Japan 2moro evening on an overseas mission, let's wish her all the best! Enjoy urself!"

Friday, October 17, 2003

"Where does a one-armed man usually does his shopping?"





at a second hand shop........ bahahaha.....

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

"New mission! 2 days from now at sundown, we shall proceed to Ikea village! After which some of us will take refuge in Lynn's abode."

Monday, October 13, 2003

Deep man...grody to da max...
at least your life is not like The Matrix or Deep Impact...

There is no spoon...cause the damn asteroid destroyed everything!

lol... winterAstaea sounded like draco from 'Dragonheart' when u said that last line... :P


aye, have u guys ever experienced, or noticed.. like, sometimes the books you read, the shows you watch.. the events kinda coincide with your life? (abit like that show 'Final Destination II' where there are signs that telltale who's the next person to die)

i was reading naruto(heh) and there was this section that resembles smthing that happened in my life recently. nuthin drama lah... :p just that it feels like wat i read or watch, unintentionally it seem to occur exactly at that period when i'm pondering about this similar 'life event'. It's almost like, a message getting across... u know wat i mean? u dig? ;]P

Friday, October 10, 2003

"I'm a big fish look wat i can doooo... i can do wat big fishes do...
Mummy, wow! I'm a big fish now!"

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

hahah..


did u all try the Naruto test? who did u get? i got Kakashi.... hee, so heppy...

"My back is as hairless as a shaved poodle. But i think, dear Astraea, your luxurious wealth of hair will make a fine rope."

*grabs scissors*

"Snip, snip"

*kakashi look*

"So till then, thou shalt stop shaving! Muahahahahahahaha"

"Human hair, from our back!"

"I can summon us a couple of mudskippers...but pray tell, what do we use for rope?"

"Aye, sea turtles!"

"...we're gonna rope a couple of sea turtles???"

"Well, IĆ¢€™ll tell ye. We shall wade out into the shallows and there we'll wait three days and three nights till all manner of sea creature come and acclimate to our presence. And on the fourth morning we'll rope ourselves a couple of sea turtles, harness them together and make a raft."

"Aye! In Texas! We must summon some form of transport to bring us hither from our homeland, New Zealand to such a distant place.."

just kidding... ;) anyway.. Savy!

"My friends! I feel sorry for your misfortune with th' vampires and lycans! Alas, ye canst not afford to be sore any longer! For fraught, me inner eye has ~ of a terrible vision! Th' stars spake of dangerous second hand lions attacking Texas on th' eleventh day. 'tis our duty to slain these darksome beasts! I bade ye ~ hasten thither, lest mankind be destroyed!"

Juz helpin lynn pass msg... so shes the organiser...
so, don ask mi to plan anything! savvy?

Monday, October 06, 2003

"Tis was a futile battle...we watched helplessly as vampires and lycans battled to the death with guns. Everything was black and blue..although it could hath been because of me drink, I can not be sure..But I bet me life that someone in the ranks made a rasping sound and turned into a lycan before me very eyes. Ask Woo Dink! He saw it too! I couldnt stop laughing...i mean screaming."

Heck i dont think its even worth $6.50...=|

"Dear all,

The 'Sambal Stingray' and its henchmen has been defeated, we have done well! Unfortunately the same could
not be said for the mission at the 'Underworld'.. I for one, felt defeated, for the mission hath not lived up to my
expectations. The rest of the team who fought along: Cvy, Woo Dink and Amoeba, I believe they've had their
own qualms..."

anyway, just don't watch this show on a weekend... not worth ur $8.50... :p

Sunday, October 05, 2003

Prophet Chu! I choose y-y-you!!
Prophet Chu! Use Confusian Attack!

[Excellent! You have stunned your rifle!]

Prophet Chu! You're t-t-the best!

We hereby welcome Prophet Chu, aka Elliot, into the Fellowship. A seer who leads by wisdom and not by sight... Take great care, his misleading advice for he doth talk in riddles. Read between the lines and you won't go wrong.

The Council has Spoken.

violent channel..should be given an NC-16 rating.

haiz... eating chips with pretty dry wasabi no kick seh.....

Saturday, October 04, 2003

I wan UNDERWORLD!!! :) oh yah btw, *cough*...

"Fellow comrades, we have a new nemesis whose blood we must spill! Beings from the "Underworld" at bay! Amoeba and Woo Dink will be negotiating the time and venue of our battle, which would most likely take place tomorrow(sunday) at noon. Those who are willing to engage in the fight say 'AYE!'.."


"The time of battle with "The Sambal Stingray" draws nigh!"

Friday, October 03, 2003

We welcome Tracy! Ruler over all Pornographic... stuff. Men, beware her sexy no jutsu.....

a trailer abt Ling, ackt!

With regard to "The Sambal Stingray", I'm afraid my weak spot defers me from being able to overcome
its inferno powers. However, i shall still fight alongside and subdue its cohorts, "Chicken Wings" and "Porridge".
Till then...

umm... *scratches head* i sense a bigger disturbance in the blog..... ; |

winterAstraea is not insane as she might seem, her duty requires that she does not expose her
true identity as a keeper of the constellations, thus her insane-like laughter and the Yeti gimmick.

Cvy has already been thru the scanner and is proven innocent. Remember, We are to rise against
those that oppose us and it won't make sense if we end up killing each other. :P

Whatever the case may be, we are all protected under the name of the Fellowship. We have yet
5 more members to recruit, namely: Darthvid, Vinc, Kimba, Lynnbo Rock and Lulu; whom, as I speak,
are still on the loose. (gotta catch em' all...)

I believe I have already established the fact that I am no lunatic. If I'm truly insane, thou wouldst already be killed and not here, sprouting nonsense that damages my reputation.

Besides, according to your logic, those who laugh are insane then? What kind of rubbish is this?

My friends... I suspect Cvy to be a devil in disguise who infiltrate into our Council, scheming to sow discord among us and bring us to our fall! Beware... Ye be warned!

Cvy, before thou claim that thy is not... Thou shalt prove thyself by financing this mission... If not, thou must have pocketed our treasures and squander all of it! That might explain why she kept finding excuses to not do so.

Prove thy loyalty, Cvy! Thy failure to do so shalt prove my suspicions!

"Tis I! The single-cell-organism, Amoeba!"

"I will glady be the first one to confront this monster and devour it slowly......through osmosis. But alas, i can not do so without *ahem* gold. So if Cvy would be so kind as to finance this mission, I will be off to vanquish the monstrosity.."

"What impudence! I was never in a prison of lunatics! I swear I'm perfectly sane! How thou hath wounded me with those untrue accusations! Beg for my forgiveness now, insolent fools! And perhaps I might grant thou a painless death... Or thou is going to wish ye never born... Muahahahahahaha"

Ah now... A meeting... How lovely that would be... And since Cvy is the keeper of the forbidden treasure, as in a treasurer, I'm sure it'll be deem fit for her to pay for the fees required to subduce this "The Sambal Stingray". Reasonable, don't ye think?

Ah... I just see a meteor crossing that mysterious black patch!

Thursday, October 02, 2003

"Cvy, winterAstraea has been released due to an evil misfortune that has befallen the Yeti... a massive
headache it may have seemed, its roots are unknown (could be the work of Woo Dink, haha). It is stated
in our Law that we receive this soul into our Council should anything happen to the Yeti."


Now I shall declare an emergency meeting. 2 days from now, we must gather in the province of Bedok at
the 85th hill (block) before dusk. It has come to Cvy's attention that a monsterous creature
called "The Sambal Stingray" has resurfaced. The only way we can subdue this monstrosity is to devour it
before it brings chaos to our land.

"keeper of the constellations in the northern region... hm... so wats my 'job scope' like?", I asked.

"uh... making sure the meteorites dun fall on us? haha...", pyrofly answered.

oh well... rest assured tat u all will come to no harm... none of u will be killed by meteorites... u r gonna be burn n slaughter by mi!!! muahahahaha

*ehem... Dear members of the Fellowship,

behold the 3 new members to our gathering:

st.etienne, Stealth spy, current status: 'Franctic'.(lol, forgive my pun...)
Cvy, Keeper of the forbidden treasure. if you want some u gotto get past her gourd of sand.
The Unthinkable(Woo dink), Tumulter of the mind thru songs of disorientation.

Who would have thought
That Woo Dink thinks
While others thought not
Woo Dink the unthinkable thinks...

To you I bestow upon, wisdom such as this
So that you may cringe, and in thy pants piss...

Behold my mighty presence!
An aura, stench and reek-free!
The last line doesn't really rhyme!
But I don't give a F-U-C!

eh spoiler seh.... lol.


"u did!" ;)


eh u all wanna try roleplaying here? quite fun lei... can tok quirky. haha.

FYI, the current members of the council are:
winterAstraea, Keeper of the constellations in the northern region.
Amoeba, Dwarf Lord over all water-elemental lifeforms and alcoholic beverage. and
pyrofly, the fire-breathing superfly, Guardian of Insectopia.

Wednesday, October 01, 2003

I have to say that Once Upon A Time in Mexico is one of the funniest movies i have seen recently. For those who have not seen it, go watch it! It's like a Mexican version of Kung Pow...well...maybe...

Funny old man gets blown away by shotgun, his funny old man friend watches him die and smiles. Brilliant!

"Are you a MexiCAN or a MexiCAN'T?"

2day 1st of October rite? i was just wondering how come i didnt hear the usual "church bell" ringing... u know on every first day of the month at 12 pm the bell will sound..?

then i remembered at 12pm i was in the middle of nowhere, on a 969 bus, on the way to tampines........... too far to hear anything. (chey)

wah lao elaine, i thot it was lewis fooling around with the bablefish translation program again... hahah.

gaara, gonna use that quote? :)

why are u invisible?!??!???!

I am Doby the House Elf...no that's wrong..

wazzzup!

Welcome to the orientation ceremony. You shall now be sprinkled with rose syrup to confirm your membership... *sprinkle sprinkle*

You are now members of the High Gathering, I bid you welcome. By order of the admin....

;)

"muahahahaha!!! u r all gonna die!!!"
argh... bloody hell

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