I bet you people have, at one point or another, wondered how a lightsaber works, and what practical uses it has in day-to-day life.

THE CURSE OF THE BASS PLAYER

In the beginning there was a bass.

It was a Fender, probably a Precision, but it could have been a Jazz
- nobody knows. Anyway, it was very old ...definitely pre- C.B.S.

And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good. He saw that it
was very good in fact, and couldn't be improved on at all (though men
would later try.)

And so He let it be and He created a man to play the bass. and lo the
man looked upon the bass, which was a beautiful 'sunburst' red(=D~~~),
and he loved it. He played upon the open E string and the note rang
through the earth and reverberated throughout the firmaments (thus
reverb came to be.)

And it was good. And God heard that it was good and He smiled at his
handiwork.

Then in the course of time, the man came to slap upon the bass. And lo
it was funky. And God heard this funkiness and He said, "Go man, go."
And it was good. And more time passed, and, having little else to
do, the man came to practice upon the bass.

And lo, the man came to have upon him a great set of chops. And he did
play faster and faster until the notes rippled like a breeze
through the heavens.

And God heard this sound which sounded something like the wind, which
had created earlier. It also sounded something like the movement of
furniture, which He hadn't even created yet, and He was not so
pleased.

And He spoke to the man, saying "Don't do that!" Now the man heard the
voice of God, but he was so excited about his new ability that he
slapped upon the bass a blizzard of funky notes. And the heavens
shook with the sound, and the Angels ran about in confusion. (Some of
the Angels started to dance, but that's another story.)

And God heard this - how could He miss it - and lo He became Bugged.
And He spoke to the man, and He said, "Listen man, if I wanted Jimi
Hendrix I would have created the guitar. Stick to the bass parts."

And the man heard the voice of God, and he knew not to mess with it.
But now he had upon him a passion for playing fast and high. The man
took the frets off of the bass which God had created. And the man did
slide his fingers upon the fretless fingerboard and play melodies high
upon' the neck.

And, in his excitement, the man did forget the commandment of the Lord,
and he played a frenzy of high melodies and blindingly fast licks. And
the heavens rocked with the assault and the earth shook, rattled and
rolled.

Now God's wrath was great. And His voice was thunder as He spoke to the
man. And He said, "O.K. for you, pal. You have not heeded My word. Lo, I
shall create a soprano saxophone and it shall play higher than you can
even think of." "And from out of the chaos I shall bring forth the drums.
And they shall play so many notes thine head shall ache, and I shall make
you to always stand next to the drummer."

"You think you're loud? I shall create a stack of Marshall guitar amps
to make thine ears bleed. And I shall send down upon the earth other
instruments, and lo, they shall all be able to play higher and faster
than the bass." "And for all the days of man, your curse shall be
this: that all the other musicians shall look to you, the bass player,
for the low notes.

And if you play too high or fast all the other musicians shall say "Wow"
but really they shall hate it. And they shall tell you you're ready for
your solo career, and find other bass players for their bands.

And for all your days if you want to play your fancy licks you shall
have to sneak them in like a thief in the night." "And if you finally
do get to play a solo, everyone shall leave the bandstand and go
to the bar for a drink."

And it was so.

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Happy games!
muahahahahaahahaha!!!!
http://www.cartoonstar.de/happy/cubshoot.htm

trying to past time in the mrt...

Star Wars Horoscope for Leo

You add a whole new meaning to self-assurance. You are a nurturing person with great physical strength. Like many Leos, you will see that your mission for good is completed. You are very optimistic about the future. Star wars character you are most like: Princess Leia

What is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

i dunno whether to laugh or cry....

If, advanced not Chinese Japanese it, " But it does not become fullfilled, the end to include with Korean", good conversion; U.S.ABLE structure. The Japanese are not others of the conversion.

Or rather: You get a better translation if you don't press the "Include Chinese, Japanese, and Korean" box. The Japanese screws up the translation the most.

On the same note of the garbled language bit, you know the email that was passed around saying that as lnog as the frsit and lsat ltertes of a wrod are in the crecrot peclas, the snectnee is slitl llebgie? Try going here and putting our blog address into the URL bar, then enjoy the results.

Edit: I wonder if Kit's little game below counts as "Cruel and Unusual Punishment"... What the heck were those poor, poor lyrics mangled from?!

I sharingan you!!! O_____@

Announcement: Sionnach has changed his name to something more easy to recognise and pronounce -- Leo Hyuuga

After a few hours of digging through the history files on Firefox, I finally found the websites with the X-Men flash animation spoofs. Not that they were hard to find, I just didn't realise how many site I visited were THAT interesting. :P

X-Men: Death Becomes Them _{No one dies tonight! So says the Phoenix!}
X-Men: Dark Phoenix Rising _{Oh, who are you kidding. She'll be back before the next movie!}
Everyone can have fun clicking! Well, except Lewis, who shouldn't be taking note of anything I post since he doesn't "keep up to date about all those people who dropped out halfway"......... Nah, I'm not so petty. ;P

Edit: There's lots of traffic to the site in those links, so you might not get to watch them at certain times... Like for example, at 3:15am.

R2D2 rocks!!

hey, i thot noodle's guitar in the pic was yellow... now its red!

i IMPLORE u all to RECONSIDER!!! *resist! RESIST!!*

damn... noodle looks very cute.
Hellboy looks married.

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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the
maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,
Frapuccino, or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"

Answer: "With milk"

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?"

Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a
glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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oh man.. thats definately going to my To-Buy list.. i like vinyl
its cheaper then some of the star wars figures though

dunno y but i kinda like this vinyl Hellboy by Eric So
Hellboy
but i rather get gorillaz haha

Star Wars fever continues..
Store Wars

its so lame yet funny lol

something we've all always wanted to do....

smash ur heart out!

OMG! the lego Star wars trailer damn funny la!! and the ending is adorable man.... ahahah!!! darth conducting his own orchestra... X.D

who would have thot.. darth vader keeps a blog too!

Sounds like something fun to do after my next payday. :P

Settler's Cafe
its been around for some time but for those who havent heard of it, its basically a cafe where u can play board games. supposedly houses over 50 games.

Groups can game for $12 an hour, or choose longer slots which includes drinks and finger food ($20-$48 depending on the size of the group). or a 2 hour slot with a main course ($11.90 for lunch, $13.90 for dinner).
Sun-Thu 1:30pm-9:30pm; Fri-Sat 1:30pm-midnight.

hahah! The first cartoon that came to my mind that obeyed almost all the Laws of Physics for cartoons is Looney Tunes' 'Coyote and RoadRunner' series..

Links of the day weekend:
Cartoon Physics
Anime Physics

ppl who make artifical plants are genius artists....

Couple of cat links:
Kitty Olympics
Techno kitties
Beware the sound if you have a subwoofer though, the bass is so strong, you could put your feet on your subwoofer and give yourself an Osim-quality foot massage.

The ang moh comments on the asian drinks are hilarious and mildly insulting... I like soya bean milk! :(