i IMPLORE u all to RECONSIDER!!! *resist! RESIST!!*
damn... noodle looks very cute.
Hellboy looks married.
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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend
Once while visiting a very rich friend, the
maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,
Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"
Answer: "With milk"
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please."
Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?"
Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a
glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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