Tuesday, May 17, 2005

i IMPLORE u all to RECONSIDER!!! *resist! RESIST!!*

damn... noodle looks very cute.
Hellboy looks married.

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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the
maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have..
Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,
Frapuccino, or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?"

Answer: "With milk"

Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"

Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikanercow?"

Answer: "Um, I'll just take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener,
sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a
glass of water instead."


Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
water?"

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst"
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