Monday, January 30, 2006

jamming session: SAT. there is a limit to how many can go... which is a total of
about 5-6 i think... so im realli sorry if we cant fit so many in. its the studios regulation.

** btw, the room is small and it will hurt your ears if your not used to loud stuff, couldnt
get the larger room..so.... u haf been warned.

VENUE: Aljunied MRT, evening time. this SAT. 7 - 10 pm

THE LINE-UP
1. Dave ( drums )
2. Pam (Bass)
3. Aaron ( vocals )
4. Pam's fren ( guitarist )
5. Lewis ( acoustics? )
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"groupies"

6. Jeremy ( camera man )
7. Elaine (pom pom girl)
8. Jennifer ( pam fan )

* for elaine and jennifer who can make it on sat nite ? if both can, try to sneak
in...lolz.

SONGLIST (ok.. abit of changes..)
1. Shine (Mr. Big)
2. Kaze Ni Ru (Cat Returns)
3. To be With You (Mr Beeeeg)
4. Kanashimi wo Yasashisa ni (Naruto)
5. (Some songs from BECK é anime)
6. (DT.. dunno wad song yet)

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Found this cat yesterday in e middle of e road near tampines interchange, help ask around if anyone missing a cat or wants to adopt, warning this cat is a female somehow she in e heat she kept me awake all night.. i havent slept at all today!!!! pls pls PLS!! take her off my hands!!

-she about under a yr old maybe 4-8 months
-sweet n loving character, playful too.
-turtoise shell color
-not afraid of strangers or new places.
-as u can see long haired... she got matted fur under her belly area,
cant cut it off cos it too close to her skin.
-kinda claim my room for her own n chase my own cat out...
-toilet-trained already, just show her e sand box.


Thursday, January 26, 2006

After the year of the Rabbit, there was an increase in the number of abandoned rabbits taken in by the SPCA. There were so many cages and cages of rabbits stacked over. I just saw this on the news and i am really ashamed of our human race and really upset at this kind of irresponsibility.

It's as tho the pets are bought JUST to bring some kind of 'good fortune' to the household, only to be thrown away after they've served their purpose for a year.

I mean, u're the most intelligent being on earth, and yet u can't even take care of those who are weaker and being placed under ur care? How would u like it if a giant rabbit bought u and gave u all the comforts of a human life, and suddenly abandoned u in the middle of a field of completely nuthin but grass? (with probably a few patches of cement here and there but thats it.)


The news also included that the sale of dogs went up this year, im just hoping for the best for them... but i think, most likely ppl won't abandon them as easily is simply bcos they're more expensive. Unless they got money to throw.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

isnt this just e cutest thing!!! awwww~ its a scottish-fold cat, but somehow this 1 looks like a cross wit a puppy n a cat! look at its cute mouth looks like its going to say- WOOF!


Saturday, January 21, 2006

[ Communication Blackout ]

Dear Friends,

Hi, this is only a minor issue, but I thought it'd be best that I blogged it here in case. Firstly, I dropped my Samsung phone and its dead. I've returned to using my Nokia 6610 and it's on the verge of being dead too - I can't SMS properly. Secondly I will be without an internet connection for next month onwards - still looking for a good deal to jump on.

All this means you probably won't see me online for awhile and if you SMS me, and I don't reply, that means I wrestled with my phone buttons and it handed my ass to me on a silver platter.

Thank you for your lub.

Friday, January 20, 2006

The dangers of a voice-activated computer, and playing games at work.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

There's Star Wars

There's Transformers

And then there's...Star Wars Transformers

No don't kill me... *THWAP!*

Seven reasons why they need Asians to work in Australia. Got this from a friend in Aus:

ONE.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right."
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO.

I was checking out at the local Target with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.

After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
"divider," looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."
She said, "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
Credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do
you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery in this
remote. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE.

Several years ago, we had a junior typist who was none too swift.
One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.

With that, the junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.


SIX.

My neighbour works in the I.T. department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers.
One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branches who had this question:

"I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a
fire downtown?"

SEVEN.

Police in Dubbo NSW interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopier machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth.

Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.



Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Russel Peters, a darn funny Indian comedian. 45mins long and about 40mb.

Worth the download! If you don't laugh at all there's something seriously wrong with you.

Download it at this link (Note: Realplayer needed to view)
http://s23.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1ZTUZG8LNC1VP1VSNHS72QL5UV

Looking for new t-shirts? Check out this site of a locally established t-shirt company. The t-shirts don't come cheap though...

http://www.localbrand.net/shirts.htm

Monday, January 16, 2006

So tis is how they do the SFX for honda ads~
http://84.40.3.164/

Sunday, January 15, 2006

oh and here something to add to yer blog, its a player tat can play 3 audio n 3 video. Haf fun

http://www.stickam.com

muhaha!! Pam u may haf refuse to accept this file but i will post it here!!! so u still haf to see it!! A tribute to naruto eps 101~

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Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide

A bit of a long read... The symptoms of Dihydrogen Monoxide are near the bottom. And if you take this site seriously, please let me know...

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Windows RG, which stands for Really Good.

When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Get Off the Phone

Friday, January 13, 2006

How many cups of your favourite caffeinated drink before you have a Death by Caffeine? Find out here!

Interesting sidenote: Diet Coke kills you faster than Coke Classic!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

my latest blog in a while..

check out this Motherfather

courtesy of harrypothead haha

hey! was looking thru my rubbish on my com n found this! haha brought back memories lol!


Monday, January 09, 2006

aiyyooooo u all just GOTTO see this! esp those who like cute stuff.
This site will kill u. X3

http://www.cuteoverload.com/


And the sidenotes are super ticklish. i submitted some of my hamsta pics..
not sure if the site owner will upload but i hope she does. XD

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Okay, I admit I was damn bored. I typed my name into my URL and hit ctrl-enter, then played around with other peoples' names. Here are the results:
Lionel - Trains
Shawn - Genealogy
David - Blog
Dave - Product Design
Aaron - Make Money
Pamela - *shudder* Porn
Pam - Exercise Product
Lewis - Computer Services
Jeremy - Another Blog
Elaine - Construction Company

And the two most unusual:

Lynn - redirects to some weird pay site thingy
Richard - completely blank page

Would've tried more but my mind's a complete blank at the moment: you try being awake for nearly 55 hours and tell me how well you feel... :P
Alright, off to bed...

Saturday, January 07, 2006

watch me!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Caution, puns ahead editted, the third pun didn't show up for some reason:

Little Johnny brought a matchbox to school and was showing it around to his classmates. It kept disrupting the class, and the teacher called Johnny over.

"Johnny, what's in the matchbox?" The teacher asked.

"It's a newt," Johnny replied. The teacher was shocked!

"Johnny, how can you put your newt fit inside a matchbox?"

"Easily ma'am," Johnny replied. "It's minute."

* * *

A young city dweller had come to live life on a farm out of curiousity. He had stayed with the family for a few days, and found that the eldest son enjoyed playing tricks on him.

One day, there was a shipment of animals for the family. The farmer's son told the yuppie, "Go over there and herd those cows over here."

The yuppie walked over to the animal transportation cargo crate and opened it, and was immediately chased by a group of angry bulls.

"You said those were cows," the yuppie said to the farmer's son, who was standing to one side and chuckling. "That was load of bull!"

* * *

Mr Caterpillar was on his way home from town when he saw his neighbours, the Bees, driving home.

"Mr Caterpillar!" Mr Bee called out. "Would you like a lift back?"

"Sure, my feet are tired," Mr Caterpillar said, getting into the Bees' car (probably a large Volkswagon beetle).

On the way back, however, the car ran out of gas. Mr Bee got out of the car, saying, "I'll handle it." He walked to the gas tank and peed into it. He got into the car, started it up, and they were on their way home once more.

While they were halfway back, the car stopped again, out of gas. This time, Mrs Bee got out and peed in the tank, and they were back again on their merry way home. Once more, the car stopped again after running out of fuel, and this time Junior Bee got out and peed into the gas tank while Mr Caterpillar watched curiously.

When they were almost home, the car ran out of gas again. "I'll get it," Mr Caterpillar said, wanting to contribute to his friends for the ride.

"Oh no, you don't understand," says Mr Bee. "This car only runs on BP."

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

i gotta new pet!! sea-monkeys! i just hatch them today.. kinda hard to see so far onli saw 2 wiggling around, hope 1 a male n e other a female. Anyone got hungry pet fish? *evil grin*

about to fall, about to see, about to cry, about to sleep, about to eat, about to accept, about to wake... life has always been on the brink.

sitting on the fence can be tiring.. dun u all think so?

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Sup PPL its 2006! Yo!yo!yo!
Beat through the waves of human stench last nite to watch some amazing n satisfying FIREWORKS right outside Esplanade...that sure marks a new year!
And a few lessons i learnt. never drive a car to the city during tis sort of festive days...always have ure cellphone recorded with taxi contact numbers so tat u can attempt every company(well most likely you won't be able to get through anyway cos all of them will be engaged by the time u try to call them)... and most of all...okie nvm. I'll just cut the crap and get on with my objective. I present all those starwars & LEGO groupies out there. REVENGE of the BRICKS. Before you guys say 'hey I've seen it already...' and all...this is the full version so enjoy! whatever! BYE!
http://cache.lego.com/movies/starwars/minimovie868613/SWNS.mov

HAPPY NEW YEAR AND CONGRATS TO ALL ORD PERSONNEL!
MAY OUR FREEDOM REIGN LONG AND OUR FRIENDSHIPS LAST!