Ruby Tan

Well... since everyone's asleep I thought I'd post this here. I don't really know who this is, or who Ruby Tan might be, but I guess you could say this act's a bit like the Russell Peters one. She has to read from a script though, so it's not really that spontaneous and all, but pretty good anyway with the accents and all. The accent transitions are too subtle so it kinda makes it sounds as though she's a melting radio or something.

this is mine

left to right
- the bug that smashes into everything
- aaron's liz
- caterpillar that died in my soup
- dead fly that lynn gave me in poly. lol
- ant.
- beetle picked up at marina sq.
- wat kiasu s'poreans look like in every sales event
- superfly! (i think hornet bah?)
- lizard in a mug (having a supper of nestle cereal)

I decided to make a collection of all the random pics on my cellphone! Why don't everybody do the same? Viola!

Poor kitty...

CODLIVER COD ROOLZ!!

backstreet's back! =P~

Don't know if I've posted these before...

Science madness:

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,
(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or
some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how
the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that
souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that
we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering
Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world
today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of
their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of
these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
death rates as they are we can expect the number of souls in Hell to
increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume
in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and
pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of
souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by
Ms. Teresa Banyan during my freshman year, "...that it will be a cold
day in Hell before I sleep with you." And take into account the fact
that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her,
then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and
will not freeze.
The student received the only "A"
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This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, The professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there Is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied) she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day."