So.. Where Do We Go Now...

Who would have thought
That Woo Dink thinks
While others thought not
Woo Dink the unthinkable thinks...

To you I bestow upon, wisdom such as this
So that you may cringe, and in thy pants piss...

Behold my mighty presence!
An aura, stench and reek-free!
The last line doesn't really rhyme!
But I don't give a F-U-C!