So.. Where Do We Go Now...

It was another "fun-filled" day at Ayer Rajah camp. Woo Dink and I couldn't take that much "fun" so we came up with lovely stories to keep ourselves entertained..We took turns writing each line, without seeing what the other person wrote.

Story 1: Spud and Turd

This is the romantic tale of a potato named Spud and a tomato called Turd.
Spud got his name because people weren't sure whether to call him po-tay-to or po-tah-to.
Turd on the other hand is red with tangy juices of love.
One day Turd felt like shit and went out to meet Spud.
Spud, with his multiple eyes, only stared perversely at Turd's red hot flesh.
Turd fell flat on her face and got a big bruise.
Nevertheless, Spud wanted a slice of her love very badly.
Turd was leaking from the face and making a big mess.
Spud was getting impatient, but would Turd like him the way he was? Or did she prefer potatoes baked or fried? Inner beauty was the key - he peeled himself.
Turd slipped on her own juice and fell on her back, brusing that too.
Spud was mashed by the weight of her beauty. He stared at his little fry and wondered if it was noticeable.
Turd was very badly bruised.


Story 2: Larry and Mole

Larry is a man, who unfortunately is deaf and cannot hear this story about himself.
Mole is as blind as a ...mole.
Larry was feeling lonely, things were just too quiet, so he decided to pay Mole a visit.
Mole hears Larry but has no idea where he is, let alone where he is himself.
Larry couldn't hear Mole say "Hello" when he greeted him. Larry thought Mole was being an arrogant prick, but he continued to wave cheerfully.
Mole is wondering what the heck was going on. He doesn't like what's he's hearing.
Larry never really liked Mole as he saw him to be a pompous blind fool.
Mole tries to run away but runs right into Larry.
Larry wasn't feeling too happy, but decided to stay for a cup of tea.
Mole freaks and swings wildly with his arms.
Larry helped himself around with the tea. He couldn't hear the kettle.
Mole pauses to check if Larry was still there. He hoped he didn't kill him.
The kettle exploded so loudly that Mole went deaf, but Larry couldn't hear shit. He entered back into the kitchen when the kettle blew and his eyes were scalded blind. Now Larry and Mole understand each other better.


Story 3: Frank and Sugar

Frank is a chicken sausage. He hails from a town in Germany called Frankfurt.
Sugar was a happy donut without a care in the world.
Frank felt an itch on his back, so he got on the floor and rolled around.
Sugar got excited and squirts out her jelly filling.
Frank developed friction burns as he did so. They soon turned into blisters.
Feeling embarrased, Sugar runs away looking for a place to hide.
Frank noticed Sugar's gaping hole. He assumed she was freaking out.
Sugar tried to hide in the oven but it was too hot and her sugar melted, She was sticky all over.
Frank's blisters popped violently. His cheese-filled innards started to leak out.
Sugar saw a glass of milk and jumped in, hoping Frank wouldn't find her.
Larry would really like to be hiding between two buns now.
Sugar drowned in the milk.

Remember...we did not read each other's lines..excuse the insanity.