So.. Where Do We Go Now...

Mr Pothead sir! I Woo Dink the house elf is interested in your books sir! T-They is all very nice indeed sir. You must not think no one bothers about your books sir, for it is not true!

Woo Dink will now sing a song for you Mr Pothead! So you will not feel so lonely anymore! And yes Woo Dink be good house elf and cook all your hamsters and owls! BAD HAMSTERS! BAD HAMSTERS! *clubs a cage of hamsters with a giant dough roller* Woo Dink make good hamster puree!

Hamsters make good ham,
Mmm mmm!
And owls nmake great bowls!
Hmm mmm!
Just smash them with a SLAM!
Whoo ooo!
Squashing critters and fowl!
Whee eee!

Come on Mr Pothead sir, dance along with Woo Dink!