So.. Where Do We Go Now...

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*adjusts glasses and pulls out a card in a Kabutoish manner*

EDO TENSEI
Ja... Edo Tensei is a summoning technique (Kuchiyose no Jutsu) that's forbidden. Big Snake Ball used it to summon the dead Hokages. Sarutobi (thank goodness) managed to stop him from getting the 4th one though.

JUST FOR LAUGHS
Watch Bakasan Naruto Ep 79 and forward to the part where Ino's father does the Shin Ran Shin no Jutsu and binds one of the Sand Ninjas. What ensues is a somewhat very bizzarre scene if you view it out of context, especially if you didn't see Ino's father perform the Jitsu.

So here it is, nicely presented. For best effect, view the episode again.

Sand Ninja 1: *orgasmic expression* Ha-UggHH!! *turns around and lunges onto his comrade* Hnnrrggh!!
Sand Ninja 2: Uorrghh! NAN-DA?!! (WTF?!!)
Sand Ninja 1: My body moves against my will!
Sand Ninja 2: Yamero! Yamero!! (STOP IT! STOP IT!!)

*They both fall over and a loud wet piercing sound is heard offscreen*

Sand Ninja 2: WHOO-WAAAAAAAH!!!
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*disappears in an explosion of smoke*