I'm addicted to this traditional Japanese drum game @ Bugis arcade...
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Here is a very interesting e-mail that I received quite recently that proves that I
should not have graduated from TP for really bad taste. Well, I guess one has to learn... In fact, this mail is so incredibly well-written, it makes me wonder what
kind of person this guy might be...
[Re: Suggestions and Enquiries for Wild Inu website]
Good evening sir/madam,
I have, by chance, stumpled upon the above-stated website, and sad to say, I wish to
criticise and ridicule the sorry state of the site, and direct the unintended amusement it
brought.
While not being sarcastic and irreverent, I realise that by looking at my calendar (and others'
too), it seems that the last time the page has been touched does indeed bring a gap of approximately, 3 years, from the time that this site was updated to the time that I am (still) breathing and writing this interesting mail. In other words, you and your team could have done a greater service to your customers and yourselves, by at least updating the website with either the last time when new designs of clothes have been added, or the last time a significant event has occurred (this even includes the not-too-predictable date of the closure of your service).
Apart from the sheer old-agedness, another factor that brought me such doubt (to
your competence) is the incredulous layout of your so-called "ready-to-serve" main
menus, buttons, links, fonts and other neccessities and/or "ingredients" that
satisfy your customers' (wilder and baser instinctive) fashion needs. To put it
frankly, the webpage is utterly left much to desire, left too much to be desired
and (obviously) too much left in order to be desired and or too much need for it to
be left desired(conundrums at work here). But in simpler words, the webpage is awkward,
anti-user-friendly, noisy and rendered condemned. But worry not, I suggest
that the Flash webpage design could be improved without the need of techno music,
and also not forgetting the (incredibly important but seriously lacking) need for
the inclusion of a "Pre-order" function or "Automatic service" function. If not, a
good way to show your service will be the inclusion of an extrovenantly
useful "Customer Hotline/Helpdesk" function (funktion, if you desire).
Appearing in a flash, typing in a haste, and now glancing at my clock, I guess that
my time is up on communicating in this subtlely critical manner. My advice: the onus
is in you to improve the functionability and useability of the "Wild Inu" website.
Stay wild, but be logical and in control too~!
My funny regards (minus the seething fumes from you now),
"Wolfus" Pan S.T.
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