So.. Where Do We Go Now...

LOL.. shld post more jokes here.. liven up this place a little..

A man entered a bar and went to the bartender. He ordered his drink and took out a 12 inch pianist from his coat pocket. The pianist then began to play on his tiny piano. The bartender was amazed and ask the man where he found this pianist. To which the man pulled out a magic lamp from his coat and told the bartender, "I just rubbed this lamp and made a wish."

The man then offered the lamp to the bartender. The bartender made a wish and suddenly the bar was filled with a million ducks. The astounded bartender asked the man, "I wished for a million bucks but why did a million ducks appear!?"

The man replied, "Do you think i actually wished for a 12 inch pianist?"