When Western Inhabitants Meets Eastern Beverage

the comments are damn funny... almost like the old story of how this ang mo tried to eat a durian... X...D

NAKED MOLE RAT!

lolz.. jk. i dun think i can keep the hammie tho', i still got tracy's 5 musketeer mice to look after. >_<

they must be one of those under the 'effects'...

looks like im the only one who will win a little hammie from lynn... XD~

long weekend ahead! anyone interested in a overnight movie marathan at someone's place this sunday?

i say "i got" these 2 words only maarrr.... where did those "me, u, who, har, god???" come from?? =P~~

my budgie name is Quichy! not crunchy 'Quinchy' cookie! (feeling very lame....)
*breeep~*

Dun forget Elaine has 2 AYE CHEE HWA HWAS!!!
The lizzie actually belongs to aaron's bro, he has a zoo at home...

Good idea abt the pet blog, i also wanna suggest we post in "pet's perspective" too?! =D

Like..:
"Today... i made my owner, Pam, pick up all my shit.. like every other day..."

baby hammies!!! TT.TT
i miss my choco fudge brownies.. T.T
i wan to c the babies!!!

i got. got i. i got. got i. i got.

Hey, just wanna ask if anybody noes, where to get Beck mp3s? R their songs really like in e anime? i luv it!

FYI:
theres a cd shop in marina square called Earz - the used cd shop
they buy and sell used cds, as well as sell some new ones. can sell your cds as much as $2, depending on cd condition. used cds sell for around $8
not sure abt Gramaphone but Cash Convertor buys cds for 50cents.

"Chocolate Licks" - from Max Brenner's


1. Figure out how to eat this.
2. It costs 5 bucks and the dish/plate is abt the size of my palm.
3. Dun order this.

I didn't get the British politician high heels one. I wanted to take it out of the list, but changed my mind. Any idea what might make it funny?

LOL i like the King's Cross jokes, esp the one with the girl.
and sorry to david for not joining him for OT on Fri. You BITCH!

Yay, my first post!
but I don't have a funny face pic... :(

These were on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the (supposedly: The Editor) actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humour.
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Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You are a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

my kakashi shirt........... TT____TT

You SLUT!

not sure how many people watch Full Metal Panic or any mecha anime.. but the sequel Full Metal Panic: The Second Raid is coming out soon.. so if you do watch it, watch out for it.. if not.. um.. yeah..

and theres nothing wrong with taking mc... every ns guy does that.. X|

someone pls send me lionel's 'funny-face' photo so that i can add it to the pimp profile list up there... ;)

SUSHiiiii!!!!! HANA MAKI!!!!!! *SLURRPz~~

ponteng.... ponteng.... u know who i mean... ahem*

event: sushi @ genki (forum)
date: 22/04 (this comin fri)
time: ard 7pm
open to: all those who can make it =p

*edit
participants so far: ian, pam, me, jen, kim, elaine (maybe), jem (if he.. *ahem)...

cya all~ *suuuuuuuusssssssshi~~~

You are
Yoshiyuki "Yoshi" Taira
Beck Bass Guitarist

You're cool with the perks of your profession, but
your love of what you do is what drives you the
most. Your profession is probably in your
family, but you prefer to make your own mark.
You've planned your life around your work and
want to be a star, but you'd easily choose
integrity over fame. Knowing the ropes as well
as you do, you sometimes prize technical
proficiency too much. Levelheaded most of the
time, you are an excellent mediator of
arguments between your friends, but you pack a
pretty mean punch when provoked. You know your
worth well and have worked hard for it. You
like cultivating connections and using them to
your advantage without exploiting
them.


Which Beck (Mongolian Chop Squad) Member are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

*drool droooll~~~*

Welcome lionel, our latest addition to the house of insanity... Muaahahaahaarr!! ;]

ROFL~~!!!!

stingray!!! meatballs!!! tang yuan!!
anyone fancy dinner at bedok this sat?!
big big big cravin~

i am cow, eating grass
methane gas comes out my as@#%,
and out my muzzle when i belch...
Oh, the ozone layer's thinner
from the outcome of my dinner..

i am cow... i am cow... i got gaaaasssss~~.....

- MOO -

what am I suppose to say...
erm...thanks for the enlightenment aaron?

actually after wad happen @ liang court...I saw tat coming
T_T

Really funnee, some of e songs... luffed like siao. Here's mai contribution (at last?):
1. 3 Doors down - Here Without You in my pants
2. All Saints - Never Ever in my pants
3. Puddle of Mud - Blurry in my pants
4. Barenaked Ladies - Pinch Me in my pants (-.-")
5. Cake - I Will Survive in my pants
6. George Michael - Careless Whisper in my pants (o.O)
7. Hoobastank - The Reason in my pants
8. Live - Run To The Water in my pants
9. Maroon 5 - This Love in my pants
10. Matchbox Twenty - Unwell in my pants
11. Paul McCartney - No More Lonely Nights in my pants
12. Silverchair - The Greatest View in my pants
13. Sixpence Non The Richer - There She Goes in my pants
14. Suede - Everything Will Flow in my pants (T-T)
15. Third Eye Blind - Never Let You Go in my pants

*holds up a mirror in lewis' direction*

BOBAKE!!! lalalaa~~ =P

OK, heres a side track from "in my pants" and lil more " IN YOUR FACE" ( laughs like a mad cow dying ) humour. ( damn im good ).

This event happened at err, that Jap place.. Liang Court.

Pam: BUKAKE !! ( meant to say BOBAKE )
ALL: WAHAWHAWHAHAHAHA ( doesnt help that she said it at a Jap hang-out area )

Lewis looks stunned and asks: Whats Bukake ?
David & Jem look at eachother and : WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Next, we all meet Kim, still keeping Lewis in the dark about the new-found term.
Kim goes to toilet.
David: Hey lewis, you should go to the toilet and ask Kim what that means.. then she'll say 'WHAT' and slap you. Then you can ask again, and she'll just keep slapping you even if she knows what it means..hahaha...

Lewis: huh ? if she asks 'WHAT' one more time I'LL SHOOT HER IN HER FACE ! (btw, lewis still doesnt know what it means at this point in time.. well done prophet CHU...well done. lolz)
Jem and David exchange glances, then followed by all:
WAHAWHAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

end.

For those of ya as innocent as ye can be, go search online if u dont know THE WORD.

my turn!!

Aerosmith - I don't Wanna Miss a Thing in my pants
Digimon - Run around in my pants
Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood in my pants
Yellowjackets - Wildlife in my pants
Shrek OST - Eels in my pants (eek...)
RATM - Wake up in my pants
Moby - The Saint in my pants
Love Letter OST - Frozen Summer in my pants
Friends - Smelly cat in my pants
Globe - Lights Out in my pants
The Corrs - Radio in my pants
Athlete - Modern Mafia in my pants
Spirit OST - This is where i belong.. in my pants
Yellowcard - Only One in my pants
Bjork - I've seen it all in my pants
X Japan - Endless Rain in my pants
David Tao - Blue Moon in my pants
Naruto OST - Nine Tail Demon Fox in my pants (omg....)
Planet X - Chocolate in my pants
50 Cent feat Nate Dogg - 21 Questions in my pants
Chicago ost - We Both Reached for the Gun in my pants (dot dot dot...)
100 kids songs - The Chicken Dance in my pants (dun ask how i got this song...)
Twink - Do You Hear the Frog in my pants
Rhapsody - Queen Of The Dark Horizons in my pants (ROFL*..)
(Last song in the list)
Hillsongs - Still in my pants...

*laughing cramps... help!*

tat really sounds fun...had a great luff.
too bad no mp3 player with me in camp...*sob*
does memory player powered by the brain counts...i can do the shuffling with
neuros. :D

1.michael buble
"spiderman in my pants*
2. avril lavigne
*falling down in my pants*
3. Elvis Presley
*love me tender in my pants*
4. Matchbox twenty
*The Burn in my pants*
5. Coldplay
*Spies in my pants*
6. Coldplay
*A Whisper in my pants* (hmm...)
7.Robbie Williams n Nicole Kidman
*something stupid in my pants*
8.Norah Jones
*Shoot the moon in my pants*
9.Creed
*Weathered in my pants*
10.Creed
*Don't stop dancing in my pants*

okay i'm exhausted...think my brain's lagging.

--------Temasek Design DiP SHOW---------

Oei to all. There will be a DIP show 2moro (sunday, 3rd April) at Timberlux Center (jem says its at Havelock Road, near S'pore river). I believe its the last day so if u all are interested to go, post reply here or sms......... Then we can
arrange what time and where to meet.

more info here:
http://www-des.tp.edu.sg/dipshow05.asp

♪Λ M says:
jen...

♪Λ M says:
we got a big problem...

Rio says:
/?

Rio says:
huh wat??

♪Λ M says:
did yj msg u just now?

Rio says:
ya but i was away

Rio says:
wat is it?

♪Λ M says:
yj is pregnant...

Rio says:
wat??!!

♪Λ M says:
she msg me justnow...

♪Λ M says:
her test show positive

Rio says:
omg

Rio says:
then how?

♪Λ M says:
she dunno whether to abort or not...

♪Λ M says:
x__x

Rio says:
her mother dun know it right?

♪Λ M says:
she say she dunno how to tell..

♪Λ M says:
geez man...

Rio says:
she nvr use protection ar?

♪Λ M says:
i guess not..

Rio says:
then ethan knows?

♪Λ M says:
yah.. he also dunno how to tell his parents

♪Λ M says:
just now she say she might hv to get married soon

♪Λ M says:
x___x

Rio says:
but ethan doesnt seem ready for marriage

♪Λ M says:
-.-

Rio says:
then how how?

Rio says:
yj doesnt seem ready for it too

♪Λ M says:
yah thats why...

Rio says:
how far along is she?

♪Λ M says:
dunno

♪Λ M says:
btw...

♪Λ M says:
u know wad day issit today?

Rio says:
friday

♪Λ M says:
date

Rio says:
oo..

Rio says:
u idiot...

♪Λ M says:
hahahaha

-----

~~Later...
"really scared me.."

"lucky its coming from u"

"if its from yj i should faint dead away by now"

spread da evil!!! Jen has just been PUNK'd!!!

WTH!! I just got hit by pam using yj's april fool topic! Scare me!!!!! Thx for the early warning now I'm nvr gonna believe anyone's words for today! .... *grumble gumble*

i've been PUNK'd!!! XO

*a msn conversation on a rainy day~

me: pam...
pam: ?
me: might be gettin married soon
pam: *omg emote
pam: u???
me: tested positive
pam: ..............
me: haven tell my mother yet
me: i think she will chop me up
pam: omg......
pam: u not joking rite..
me: i think he dunno wat to tell his mother oso
me: how!?!?!?
pam: o...m...g....
me: maybe should abort it?
pam: oh man.... when was this? since 2 mths ago?
me: ya jan when he came
pam: omgomgomgomgomgomg.....
me: *dot dot dot emote
me: no money now... how...
pam: then how... really abort?
pam: -_____-
me: haiz...

*after a slight pause here

me: oh ya.. btw... its 1st of apr today...
pam: ....................................
pam: IM GONNA KILL U!!!!!

pam's responses later on...
"if u were in front of me i'd strangle u NOW!!!!"
"my goooooddd....."
"u raelly gave me a heart attack just now u know...."
"wah lao.... for the rest of the day i'm not gonna take anyone's words seriously liao.... until midnight...."
"kill all those who knows its april fools!!!"
"haiz... that heart attack took up alot of energy..."

after sidetrackin to other objects... she still cant get over it..
"im still recovering from the shock...."

~ The End ~

**Happy April's Fool Day =)