For all you nitpicky fussywussy whineygriney complainyeverythingy people,
To accomodate the mass lot of you all whom I consider very close and dear and beloved and loyal and squishy friends of joy - the movie outing VALIANT by DREAMWORKS has been postponed for the mutual benefit of you weekend wanderers.
VALIANT
SATURDAY 3pm PLAZA SING
DISCLAIMER
1) I will not and cannot be held responsible should you be unable to attend the movie outing Valiant and therefore absent from this event humbly organised by David Low for the reasons that:
a) - You for some reason do not read the updates on this wonderful blog
b) - Have girlfriend/ boyfriend/ long lost distant relative/ pet healthcare issues
c) - You are sadistically deliberately trying to make the organiser's life miserable and painful
d) - You FAIL IT
e) - Hibernating during the selected movie times
f) - For any other reason not mentioned above cannot attend the movie
2) Should you be unable to attend the movie outing, you are advised to organise a seperate outing which will accomodate the others who were previously unable to attend should you so badly want to watch (yet another Dreamworks money-grabbing production) Valiant.
3) If the organiser of this movie outing, David Low, should fail to be an entertaining host and organised organiser, you will hold no grudges or personal feelings of hatred and revolt, and you will still laugh at my jokes and antics, no matter how lame I can get.
4) The organiser will not be responsible for any injuries or damages incurred during the movie outing whether physical, emotional, psychological or spiritual for whatever reasons.
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