Working link added to the post. Thanks Lionel!
This is freaking cool..
A Storm Trooper In Tokyo
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Friday, March 31, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
A Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Monday, March 27, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
watch him fly!!! whack him n see how far u can get him to go!
fun game! i luv it when he flys off my screen!! ^^
play me!
my record!!
its all in jap but all if u hit any guys along e way u get slowed down, e girls mainly will whack u back into e air n u can fly further! but if u hit e girl wit glasses she will stop u n another girl will block u from being whack further. post yer record! got 1 guy he got 13000m over!!!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
Hah! Same as in GW and NWN :P
Which Magical Order Are You In?
You are an Elementalist. Your magic stems from the forces of nature. You might be a forest nuturing Druid, a storm-creating Weather-Wizard or any of the many Elementals, but one thing is sure-- your bond with nature is strong. You can rely heavily on nature to support yourself aesthetically or physically for it lends you both comfort and strength. Your instincts rarely fail you. You are vibrantly passionate but are sometimes carried away by your own emotions.
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
Funniest Blonde joke I've read in a long time. It might be a bit offensive to some people though, so it's better if you just click here to see it.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Top Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
I kinda like #2 and #10
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
CG OVERDRIVE 2006 SINGAPORE will have 2 speakers coming from PIXAR ANIMATION to give talks and workshop, some Japanese speakers and one guy from BLUE SKY STUDIOS (Ice Age). There are also some supposedly high profile
For more DETAILS please visit: CG OVERDRIVE SINGAPORE 2006
Also there is a competition for animated shorts and digital art. Please if interested submit by 27 May... ~_~
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[ Speakers Topics ]
[ Artist Workshop ]
Robert Chang
(CG Artist, Ethereality)
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Digital Painting With Robert "Lunatique" Chang
Artist Workshop
Andrew Gordon
(Animator , PIXAR Animation Studios)
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Pipeline of Character Animation Workshop
Artist Workshop
Feng Zhu
(Founder, Feng Zhu Design)
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Concept Art Design: Pipeline and Workflow
Artist Workshop
Marc Tan
(CG Artist, Insane Poly)
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Character Modeling with Marc Tan
Knowledge Workshop
Steve Unterfranz
(Technical Director, Bluesky Studios)
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Workflow Design for Animated Feature Film
Knowledge Workshop
Carlos Baena
(Animator , PIXAR Animation Studios)
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Character Animation Techniques
Knowledge Workshop
Daniel Gregorie
(CEO | Founder, Halon Entertainment)
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Pre visualisation for Animated Feature Films
Knowledge Workshop
Ikuo Nishii
(Technical Supervisor, Robot Communication)
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Production of CG Cinematics for Games: Case Study on "Onimusha 3"
Knowledge Workshop
Shuzo John Shiota
(President, Polygon Pictures, Japan )
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The Next Big Thing in Japan Animation Evolution: The Past, The Present and The Future
Knowledge Workshop
Mattias Lindahl, 3D Visual Effects Supervisor ( Double Negative , UK )
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Double Negative :Visual Effects | Behind the scenes
Monday, March 13, 2006
| Monk 56% Combativeness, 76% Sneakiness, 82% Intellect, 58% Spirituality |
| Pretty much good at everything: You are a Monk! No, not a monk like those bald medieval guys. The Monk in D&D is a martial artist. They're smart, they're capable, they're spiritual, they're sneaky when they want to be, and they're damn dangerous in a fight. What to say? You scored high on all four categories, which means that you're probably a well rounded and capable person. Either that or you're an overly smart and dangerous psychopath. |
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Arcane Trickster
40% Combativeness, 60% Sneakiness, 52% Intellect, 13% Spirituality
Brilliant and sneaky: You are an Arcane Trickster!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you've fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Arcane Tricksters combine arcane magic with rogue skills and sensibilities. They use their magic to confuse their opponents or to augment their more mundane, roguish skills. If you thought it was annoying keeping an eye that that rogue, the Arcane Trickster is probably picking your pocket from the other side of the room.
Both smart and sneaky, you're probably the type of person that loves planning practical jokes... either that or knocking over banks.
Bard
51% Combativeness, 53% Sneakiness, 64% Intellect, 36% Spirituality
Dashing and multi-talented: You are a Bard! A decent warriors, reasonable spell-caster, and fairly good at tricking people, the Bard is the jack of all trades. These charming fellows live by their wits, though a sharp blade, a few spells, and some lockpicks never hurt. Smart, sneaky, and aggressive, you're probably good at most things you try. You don’t have much need for spirituality or superstition and are much more likely to live in the here and now... and if you can get some fun and profit out of the here and now, even better.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
I'm a Mystic WHAT??! What's that supposed to mean!
| Mystic Theurge 33% Combativeness, 30% Sneakiness, 55% Intellect, 58% Spirituality |
| Brilliant and spiritual! You are a Mystic Theurge! Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you’re an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't. The Mystic Theurge is a combination of a cleric and a mage. They can cast both arcane and divine spells, and are good at both, making them pretty terrifying on the battlefield. They have more raw spellpower than just about any other class. You're both intelligent and faithful, but not violent or deceitful. I guess that makes you a pretty good person. |
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Damn it im a wizard! i did e test 2 times n its e same! i want to be an assasin!!!!!!!
The RPG Class Test
| Wizard 44% Combativeness, 26% Sneakiness, 58% Intellect, 47% Spirituality |
| Brilliant! You are a Wizard! Wizards are spells-casters who study powerful arcane magic. While Wizards tend to be pretty fragile, some of those spells can pack quite a punch. Unlike Clerics, Wizards aren’t as good at fixing people as they are at breaking them, so watch where you toss that fireball… Your most distinctive trait is your intelligence. You're probably well learned and logical, if perhaps a bit fragile. |
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
A EffectsQ e-card from pam
Hello Everyone!
pam has sent you a EffectsQ e-card! To see it, just click the
link below, or copy and paste it into your browser's address line:
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With best wishes,
Your friends at EyePower Games
Friday, March 10, 2006
This is a promo video done for The Simpsons.
they made the intro of the cartoon LIVE.
Europe VS Italy... damn funny!
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
From the creator of The Sims and Sim City comes the game to end all games! Spore. 35 minute video
Heyas, I promised to upload me finished comic on this blog but the upload takes to long and my pages are gonna hog up lots of space here. I'll probably upload it somewhere else and just add links to the respective pages.
Apparently we still have 7 more days of grace to touch up anything that needs to be. Aaron was right about several things, and working alone really sucks. I guess I had to learn things the hard way, but least I've got to experience now and ready to take on bigger stuff. Another thing is that, I had to change the story a bit because the boss-guy wants it to be a one-shot comic and not some kinda preview. I did so and only made the script worse. Currently the writing's really retro they say, like 70s comics where the narration describes out everything that happens on the panels and doesn't really work with my style of drawing. Big boss-guy wants to get me another writer and try to mop up my crap so that means I'll be leaving the dialogues and stuff to him. His name is Shah, don't really know him very well. So yeah Aaron was right. ~_~; I should have done a collab. But this was really a personal challenge to see what my own limits are.
Anyway WALLACE & GROMIT: CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBIT won the Oscars. Other nominations were Corpse Bride and Howl's Moving Castle!
Monday, March 06, 2006
US 'plans stealth shark spies'. Talk about cruelty to animals... GRRR
What's happening onMay 5th, 2006?
last nite i had a dream that my family owned our own Cold Storage in the house. There was a huge pile of bananas, and a freezer full of fish meat and frozen fries. And i said to some frens who were wif me, "i guess we'll be having fish and chips for lunch".
there was even a ice cream dispenser and i was eating pear flavour.
oh man im going crazy....
Sunday, March 05, 2006
Friday, March 03, 2006
wah this site so interesting! go see go see!!
~Click here~
Be mine!!!!