So.. Where Do We Go Now...

i found this on e last page of some career magazine.. hmm how to credit them... nvm they dunno me here muhahaha!

for those looking for a job, e meanings of those job description

Corporate Terminology Explained

Competitive salary : we remain competitive by paying less then our competitors

Casual work environment : we dun pay u enough to expect tat you will dress nicely.

Must be deadline-orientated : you'll b 6 months behind schedule on yer 1st day.

Some overtime required : some time each night and some time each weekend.

Duties will vary : anyone in then office can boss you around

Must haf an eye for details : we haf no quality control

Career minded : female employee must b childless (and remain tat way)

Apply in person : if yer old, fat or ugly you'll be told e position is filled

Seeking candidates wit wide variety of experience : you'll need it to replace e 3 ppl who just left.

Problem solving skill a must : yer walking into a company in perpetual chaos

Requires team leadership skills : you'll haf e responsibilities of a manager, without e pay or respect.

now u know....