How to steal a car
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/36924/Stealing_A_Car.html
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
for pam~
e guy who cosplay as kakashi, his voice make he sound so good looking~ i wanna hug tooo!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwjOmQVGqI&search=cosplay
his hair so cool!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_G-1TucNgg&search=stokis
i wonder if we can dance this together!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDSGmx8c2AM&search=cosplay
Thursday, June 22, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Luving Lionel! - Exclusively from Singapore.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Firstly, please allow me to apologise in advance for this post as it involves a pile of emotional release, and might otherwise spoil your currently jolly mood. You see, I used to type out my thoughts on my DA Journal, but since I swore not to use it anymore, I have to make do with our poly blog...
What I'm going share about is basically about work. It's been stressful, it's been draining, and for those of you who don't really know me, I'm someone who isn't really tactful, in the sense that I'm too frank, and not adequately equipped with proper social skills that other growing babies had already developed while drinking milk. Also I have a tend to stick to a philosophy of patience being a virtue.
I'm sure that some of you have already experienced this with me, in that I tend to keep quiet about things and certain displeasures. But most of the time this doesn't work well in long-run circumstances. For example, friendships and relationships. I've in my naiveity, always felt that the other parties should have by their own discretion know what they do to me, or treat me for that matter, is acceptable or not. Then when things go too far for me, or when I've reach my breaking point, I either lash out or blow up in a sudden and often unexpected way. As you can see, this is obviously a BAD thing. It results in souring relationships and making more enemies faster than I can say, "fuckmeupsidedown".
And so it happens today that, there's this girl at the workplace whom I've tolerated for very long. I've come to accept the fact that she's pretty screwed up, but otherwise normal by her own ways. She's rather boyish as she's claimed herself to be, and can be rather offensive at times if you're like me. I've been trying to be nice to her, but often repaid by being kicked or punched at jokingly. As a guy, I suppose its okay to be beaten up by girls, even if it hurts or not. In a very bad timing of events, I was using this girl's terminal to surf around a bit, being lunch time and all. She returns and sees me at her com, and tells me to "siam". As usual I would ignore her and pretend that she has issues expressing herself. It all came to the part where, an intern mistakenly took her seat and replaced it with another, that I happen to be sitting upon. I offered to switch seats, and seeing that no one was taking action, I decided to take a seat back down. Now from what I've heard, no one did anything to the chair except me. But yet strangely if felt as though somemore pulled the chair out from beneath me. I fell over and heard her laughing out loud and immediately assumed that she had did it.
Because of the previous incidents where she has consistently been punching, kicking and whatnot on me, and her outspokenly rude remarks, I snapped at work and told her off. Following this ensued a series of really poor communications skills and "sueing" of each other.
At the end of the day, I decided to SMS her instead of confront directly as I didn't want to start another scene, lecturing her about her attitude. It progressed into a mobile phone conversation where the least I can say is... we still haven't come down to neutral grounds. I ended up with apologising to her for yelling at her, as the chair incident wasn't her fault or intention. She apologised for being rude and all. Perhaps its our horoscopes, or perhaps its my better lack of people skills, but bottomline is that she's stressed, upset and tearing. I felt sorry, but either her english is bad or she's indignant, and she digs up more things provoke further "discussion". Tired and zoned out, I told her to leave it on neutral spot - me apologising for wrongly accusing her and not telling her off earlier and allowing things to escalate, and her saying sorry for being rude.
For one thing, she obviously made it clear that this is how her personality is all the while, and that I'm being overreactive and sensitive. So I really dunno, and feeling lost.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Fire of Sprit and the Kryta Bomber
And this music video is dedicated to David. I think you'll like it somehow. I found it rather amusing and somewhat hilarious... Specifically for those of you who lead alter egos in Tyria.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Hey guys, sup. Sorry if I've been ever so silent. Can't say why but anyway, do check out Arts Central, The Front, 9.30pm this 19th June. There'll be a TV interview of (some) artists who worked on Singapore's Greatest Comics. If you remember our friend from Animation, Aizat, he'll be on the air as well as my colleague, Zaki.
It's kinda disappointing at times that, you're trying so hard to be noticed and recognised for either your works, efforts or ideas, yet they never really do. I can't help feeling frustrated or aggravated over what happened - they had printed out my a comic page of mine already for the interview, but since they only had enough time for 3 more people, they decisively left me out. Instead Guy X picked a guy who hailed from some comic university, a girl with american accent and Aizat whose work Guy X obviously likes. Probably all this over a guy like me, who looks terrible and doesn't speak a lot. I guess it wasn't too hard to strike me off.
Likewise for the case with a previous comics companym, I was obviously striked off the artbook for the reason that I hardly color my work and just don't freaking paint as good as everyone else.
I figured that people really don't dig my crap. So one day I'm just going underground and look for a more niche audience... And maybe earn enough peanuts to trade for a happy meal.
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
How would you die?
mine is getting beaten to death on a golf course, by a crazed man with a golf club.
Monday, May 29, 2006
This cat & rooster are best of pals! So cuuuuute!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4Nyf6ib1OQ
Saturday, May 27, 2006
No offence to anybody in NUS, but I don't think NUS's Business School is THAT good an elite global university. I can't believe they made this ad!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeqkQraNO7w
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Malaysian goes crazy over Singapore... wow...
I guess the grass is always greener on the other side after all.
http://lynnx01.blogspot.com/2006/05/falling-in-love-with-singapore.html
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
"And, highest bidder shall be awarded and honour the hands-over of T39m personally by the reputable local hero at Woodlands."
Scroll to the bottom of this auction... He thinks so highly off himself and his phone...
http://auctions.yahoo.com/sg/auction/90519454
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Remember the Japanese "Matrix Ping Pong" video?
Well, check this one out! It's just as good!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XdecDIBq7w
Thursday, May 11, 2006
make your own GIANT OREOOROROOORROO COOKIE!!!
damn sleepy man...zzz....
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
During the Japanese Occupation, 3 Singaporeans, Ah Meng, Ah Seng and Ah Beng were caught for smuggling. They were sentenced to death by firing squad. That night, Ah Meng came up with a plan. He told the others that the Japanese were afraid of natural disasters. So he would cause them to panic, and escape in the confusion.The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, "Ready.. Aim..", but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, "Earthquake!! Earthquake!" The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape.Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad were ready. The captain commanded, "Ready... Aim..." This time Ah Seng shouted. " Flood! Flood!!" Again, the Japanese soldiers panicked and this time, Ah Seng made his escape. Observing all this, Ah Beng began to get the idea: "It's important to get the timing right."Soon, it was Ah Beng's turn. "Timing, that's the key.." Ah Beng kept saying to himself. The soldiers lined up in front of him. The captain started, "Ready...""Timing," Ah Beng thought to himself"Aim...""Okay," thought Ah Beng, and shouted, " FIRE!!! FIRE!!! "
Monday, May 01, 2006
Aikawa Nanase coming to Singapore
Tickets: $25 per day
Venue: Fort Canning Park
Date: 10 $ 11 June 2006
More info: http://www.popagenda.sg/event1.php
She's more into the rock genre but this is one of those very very very rare times a J-pop star comes to Singapore
Check out her latest MTV - Everybody Goes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8cYQM8FAjc
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Fashion Vs. Style - French Connection.
Monday, April 17, 2006
I realise I'm a little late for Easter. But in the spirit of Easter, here is an Egg Song for you to watch.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Monday, April 10, 2006
Dear Friends & Fellow Sufferers,
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A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for
removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they
cause cancer.
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and
sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to
dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to
Uganda,Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get
sick from the rat faeces and urine.
* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she
is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys
and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl
that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's
been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000
that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in heir
special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for
a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to
transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Sts., Gods, chineese
proverbs, buddhist monks' thoughts and what not . now most of those
'Wishes' are already married (to someone else!)
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 123456789 people in the next
10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30 pm!!!!
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Saturday, April 08, 2006
Hi boys and girls. how's everyone? do you want to hear a poem? It goes like this:
(To the Guy Fawkes poem in V for Vendetta)
Wah lau eh, Wah lau eh, election again leh
how do you think they will vote?
Its obvious if you want, the gahmen goodies and grants
The Bloody Red Lighting Bolt!"
There you go boys and girls. Nap time!
Saturday, April 01, 2006
This funny series of dinosaur comics is worth a look. Start with the recommended page (about the same-gender story) then keep clicking next to see the rest of the story.
The best part is the graphics are exactly the same, but with different dialogues each time. It's amazing how many stories the artist could think up for the same set of pictures.
Friday, March 31, 2006
Working link added to the post. Thanks Lionel!
This is freaking cool..
A Storm Trooper In Tokyo
Click Here!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
A Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
Monday, March 27, 2006
Saturday, March 25, 2006
watch him fly!!! whack him n see how far u can get him to go!
fun game! i luv it when he flys off my screen!! ^^
play me!
my record!!
its all in jap but all if u hit any guys along e way u get slowed down, e girls mainly will whack u back into e air n u can fly further! but if u hit e girl wit glasses she will stop u n another girl will block u from being whack further. post yer record! got 1 guy he got 13000m over!!!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
Hah! Same as in GW and NWN :P
Which Magical Order Are You In?
You are an Elementalist. Your magic stems from the forces of nature. You might be a forest nuturing Druid, a storm-creating Weather-Wizard or any of the many Elementals, but one thing is sure-- your bond with nature is strong. You can rely heavily on nature to support yourself aesthetically or physically for it lends you both comfort and strength. Your instincts rarely fail you. You are vibrantly passionate but are sometimes carried away by your own emotions.
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Sunday, March 19, 2006
Funniest Blonde joke I've read in a long time. It might be a bit offensive to some people though, so it's better if you just click here to see it.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Top Ten Most Annoying Alarm Clocks
I kinda like #2 and #10
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
CG OVERDRIVE 2006 SINGAPORE will have 2 speakers coming from PIXAR ANIMATION to give talks and workshop, some Japanese speakers and one guy from BLUE SKY STUDIOS (Ice Age). There are also some supposedly high profile
For more DETAILS please visit: CG OVERDRIVE SINGAPORE 2006
Also there is a competition for animated shorts and digital art. Please if interested submit by 27 May... ~_~
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[ Speakers Topics ]
[ Artist Workshop ]
Robert Chang
(CG Artist, Ethereality)
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Digital Painting With Robert "Lunatique" Chang
Artist Workshop
Andrew Gordon
(Animator , PIXAR Animation Studios)
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Pipeline of Character Animation Workshop
Artist Workshop
Feng Zhu
(Founder, Feng Zhu Design)
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Concept Art Design: Pipeline and Workflow
Artist Workshop
Marc Tan
(CG Artist, Insane Poly)
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Character Modeling with Marc Tan
Knowledge Workshop
Steve Unterfranz
(Technical Director, Bluesky Studios)
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Workflow Design for Animated Feature Film
Knowledge Workshop
Carlos Baena
(Animator , PIXAR Animation Studios)
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Character Animation Techniques
Knowledge Workshop
Daniel Gregorie
(CEO | Founder, Halon Entertainment)
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Pre visualisation for Animated Feature Films
Knowledge Workshop
Ikuo Nishii
(Technical Supervisor, Robot Communication)
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Production of CG Cinematics for Games: Case Study on "Onimusha 3"
Knowledge Workshop
Shuzo John Shiota
(President, Polygon Pictures, Japan )
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The Next Big Thing in Japan Animation Evolution: The Past, The Present and The Future
Knowledge Workshop
Mattias Lindahl, 3D Visual Effects Supervisor ( Double Negative , UK )
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Double Negative :Visual Effects | Behind the scenes